# chouette!

Sam
21
A writer, a college student, a traveler, bisexual, a proud hufflepuff, and a reader of books big and small.

Je parle le français et je dois le pratiquer ! Alors si vous voulez, envoyez-moi un message ! :)

even with those four numbers there are countless possible combinations good luck with figuring out which one is the right one you punk

*straightens calculator*

It’s pretty likely that it’s a four digit number, and as there are four digits chosen there, that means that there cannot be any repetition. This mean that there are:

n!/(n-4)! possible orders. As ‘n’ is 4 (number of digits available). 4!/0! which becomes 4x3x2x1/1 which simplifies to 24. That means that there are 24 possible combinations of codes. This would take you about two or three minutes to input all possible codes.

Unless an alarm goes off if you don’t get it right in 3 tries

*straightens calculator again*

Kick the fucking door in

well ‘technically’ the code is most likley 1970. statistically, a majority of people, when told to choose a 4 digit code will choose their birth year. and this key pad is obviously a few years old to put it nicely, thats most likley it.

some sherlock holmes shit just went down over here

No, no, no. Don’t base your deductions of psychology. Let’s talk chemistry. When you first press a button, there’s more of the natural oils on your skin, and therefore it wears down the numbers on the keys faster. Obviously 0 is the first one, then. Try 0791 first.

Sherlock out.

woah.

it got better

and this is why the sherlock fandom could either rule the world or end it….

Close, but not quite, I think. People will almost always choose a number they can remember. What’s memorable about 0791? Try 0719 - a birthday, 19th of July. That is more likely.

Those deductions are great and all, but unnecessary.

The light is green.

And that’s why we have a John Watson.

This is “top 10 favorite posts” level.

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my little cousin got bit by a house spider and she was crying so i went to get some stuff to soothe and numb it but before i could even walk out the door i heard her quietly whisper ‘i can’t handle the responsibility of being spiderman’

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Knowledge is knowing that Frankenstein is not the monster.

Wisdom is knowing that Frankenstein is the monster.

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Is this Hetalia

"Italy throws a punch at Austria and misses, but Austria falls over anyway. Italy raises both fists in the air and runs round the room chanting."
Someone must draw this.

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I just realized that “mini” is short for “minimal” and I feel like my whole life has been turned upside down

Wait that’s not even true it’s short for “miniature” FUCK MY LIFE

minimal golf. not too much golf. just enough golf so it wont piss you off.

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Slow. Clap. http://ift.tt/1euhu0D

favorite linguist joke and i will never not reblog it

HA

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• instant cute outfit with minimal effort
• it enhances the coziness when u drink hot beverages
• sweater paws are guaranteed to make u feel 43% more adorable
• u can unbutton ur jeans and no one will know

Guys think they’re totally not cute lol

the day i dress for a man is the day they dress me in my coffin to see jesus

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People’s Climate March, today September 21st, 2014- proud to be there!

ϟ The Magic Begins Challenge: A Scene You Really Wanted To Be In The Movies, But Wasn’t

Have a biscuit, Potter.

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Fact: Bicycles are the prefered method of transportation for bisexuals, and are argued to be the catalyst for bisexuality. 92% of bisexuals report starting to identify as bisexual upon having learnt to ride a bike.

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